Ask/roleplay blog for Shyvana the Half-Dragon from League of Legends.
M!A: Open.
Singleship, OC friendly.
It had been QUITE some time since Shyvana had tried this complex, unnecessarily dangerous, but equally awesome maneuver. Standing at the very edge of audibility, she blasted the ground with a fireball. Just as Sejuani heard the explosion and turned to investigate, she got a face full of flying dragon kiss and an arm full of giddy half-dragon.

icameinlikeawreckingboar:

askironscaleshyvana:

icameinlikeawreckingboar:

Sejuani just flails and attempts to catch her, and almost succeeds. That is, she caught her in a hug, she managed to get some kind of return on the kiss and she didn’t jump out of the way in surprise. But she did fall over backwards, because rapidly moving heavily plated dragon ladies who are muscled and therefore weigh a freaking tonne, do tend to carry a lot of impact when they slam into you. She just made a sort of ‘Mmmppphh’ noise, flailed a bit and kept on kissing.

askironscaleshyvana

She pulled out the moment Shyvana seemed to be enjoying herself. No point letting her have her way. She kept the other pinned, but moved her head out of kissing range. “Now dear. As charming and romantic and fun as that was. That was a very stupid thing to do. And I cannot reward you for being an idiot, its just not right. So if you want me to let you get up or go back to kissing, you will need to earn it.”

askironscaleshyvana

"Alright 1: We’re both built like ancient castles, the ones that have been standing for centuries despite being under siege. So neither of us was at risk. 2: No one either of us cares about was at risk. Ipso facto: no risk, all reward is the exact opposite of stupid. But now I’m offended, so you have to earn it. I’m perfectly fine with lying here for a few days, I only really have to eat once a week or so.” 

"You could have hit someone. I could have fallen on someone or dropped something. Your fireballs are not exactly safe, and rubble it sent flying off could have someones eye out. I considered it dangerous. And no, I will not earn your love. It is not worth having if it is not freely give. I have enough money on me to hire someone to come along and feed me for years. So how about you simply say ‘Sorry Sejuani I was stupid, I just want to impress you because I think your the best and sometimes feel unworthy of your love’. And then I called you a doofis and point out I love you very much and I have never thought you unworthy. And then we hold hands, kiss and make up. I think that is how it is supposed to go."

"Literally no one we care about was at risk. I was aiming for you specifically, I’ve done this before, I wasn’t going to miss. As for the rubble? It’s QUITE a ways away. You’re sturdier than that, you weren’t going to be injured.Of course my fireballs are safe to me? I’m practically fireproof, and as for you, you’re so far away you barely know I used one.We can do all that, but I’m not apologizing, because I’ve done nothing wrong.” 

It had been QUITE some time since Shyvana had tried this complex, unnecessarily dangerous, but equally awesome maneuver. Standing at the very edge of audibility, she blasted the ground with a fireball. Just as Sejuani heard the explosion and turned to investigate, she got a face full of flying dragon kiss and an arm full of giddy half-dragon.

icameinlikeawreckingboar:

Sejuani just flails and attempts to catch her, and almost succeeds. That is, she caught her in a hug, she managed to get some kind of return on the kiss and she didn’t jump out of the way in surprise. But she did fall over backwards, because rapidly moving heavily plated dragon ladies who are muscled and therefore weigh a freaking tonne, do tend to carry a lot of impact when they slam into you. She just made a sort of ‘Mmmppphh’ noise, flailed a bit and kept on kissing.

askironscaleshyvana

She pulled out the moment Shyvana seemed to be enjoying herself. No point letting her have her way. She kept the other pinned, but moved her head out of kissing range. “Now dear. As charming and romantic and fun as that was. That was a very stupid thing to do. And I cannot reward you for being an idiot, its just not right. So if you want me to let you get up or go back to kissing, you will need to earn it.”

askironscaleshyvana

"Alright 1: We’re both built like ancient castles, the ones that have been standing for centuries despite being under siege. So neither of us was at risk. 2: No one either of us cares about was at risk. Ipso facto: no risk, all reward is the exact opposite of stupid. But now I’m offended, so you have to earn it. I’m perfectly fine with lying here for a few days, I only really have to eat once a week or so.” 

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The small yordle child grinned as he ran around Shyvana's legs while swinging a cardboard sword that looked like Garen's sword. "Demaglio!"

askironscaleshyvana:

"Oh no…" Of all the Demacians for the child to imitate, he just had to pick Garen. *Sigh* “Hi Gnar.” 

hesbreakingoutoftheice

Gnar nodded as he licked his lips in anticipation. He kept his tongue out until they got to Shyvana’s house as he looked around.

"Tell you what? I’ll let you pick your cow. Or do you want a pig? Just point at whichever one you want and I’ll cook it for you." She said this as she opened her front door. There was still the view of the pastures with the animals, but more importantly there was the opportunity for Gnar to hop down from Shyvana’s shoulder and start bouncing off the walls. 

*The Nightmare floated through the castle like It was nothing, terrifying several servants as he did so, and he made his way to the half-dragon and pulled out a clip board* "Ah yes, Hello, Shyv, We need to talk about our contract for the Harrowing event,"

dark-with-a-chance-of-pain:

askironscaleshyvana:

dark-with-a-chance-of-pain:

askironscaleshyvana:

dark-with-a-chance-of-pain:

askironscaleshyvana:

askironscaleshyvana:

"You’re not my nightmare." Shyvana sighed, she liked those servants. “But… You may continue.” 

dark-with-a-chance-of-pain

"As I suspected, I figured you’d need motivation, so I have a bribe, and blackmail, which do you choose?"

"I have an entire horde of treasure, and have run out of shame. I am surrounded by morons, that are constantly talking. I literally spend my time secluded from everyone, so it literally won’t matter if you tell them any of my secrets." 

"I see, the black mail it is, I believe you are familiar with my associate Shaco,"

"And I believe that you are familiar with the fact that I don’t give a shit." 

"You know how annoying it is when you fight him and one of his boxes gets in the way?"

"I know how annoying you’re being right now, and I suggest you stop." 

"Well I’ve instructed Shaco to hide a years worth of those boxes at your farm, and to be clear, without summoners limiting them, they will stay there indefinitely"

"Well it’s a good thing I moved to a deserted island a few days ago, then. Do you have any more… I don’t know, working plans?” 

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The small yordle child grinned as he ran around Shyvana's legs while swinging a cardboard sword that looked like Garen's sword. "Demaglio!"

hesbreakingoutoftheice:

askironscaleshyvana:

hesbreakingoutoftheice:

askironscaleshyvana:

askironscaleshyvana:

"Oh no…" Of all the Demacians for the child to imitate, he just had to pick Garen. *Sigh* “Hi Gnar.” 

hesbreakingoutoftheice

Gnar nodded with a smile as he hugged her head and began to hum a small tune. He was very happy to be with a friend and the promise of food only made things better.

Shyvana caught herself about to make small talk with Gnar, and silently reprimanded herself for being so foolish. “Can you control the whole Mega thing? Or is it like when I was little and it’d just kinda happen?” 

Gnar looked at her with a confused look on his face. “Cha? Chuba gwa Mega Form?”

Shyvana sighed, thankfully they were close to her home. “Can you ‘go big’ whenever you want?” This was an odd question, but she needed to know whether she should roast an entire cow for the child or not. 

Gnar had to focus so he could be able to speak so Shyvana could understand him. “Gnar no no what mean…What Megnar?”

That was the closest thing to a coherent sentence she was going to get out of him. And apparently he didn’t really know about the Mega form. “Alright, then don’t worry about it. We’re here. I’ll just make you lots of food and if you don’t finish it, I’ll have some for later.” 

*The Nightmare floated through the castle like It was nothing, terrifying several servants as he did so, and he made his way to the half-dragon and pulled out a clip board* "Ah yes, Hello, Shyv, We need to talk about our contract for the Harrowing event,"

dark-with-a-chance-of-pain:

askironscaleshyvana:

dark-with-a-chance-of-pain:

askironscaleshyvana:

askironscaleshyvana:

"You’re not my nightmare." Shyvana sighed, she liked those servants. “But… You may continue.” 

dark-with-a-chance-of-pain

"As I suspected, I figured you’d need motivation, so I have a bribe, and blackmail, which do you choose?"

"I have an entire horde of treasure, and have run out of shame. I am surrounded by morons, that are constantly talking. I literally spend my time secluded from everyone, so it literally won’t matter if you tell them any of my secrets." 

"I see, the black mail it is, I believe you are familiar with my associate Shaco,"

"And I believe that you are familiar with the fact that I don’t give a shit." 

"You know how annoying it is when you fight him and one of his boxes gets in the way?"

"I know how annoying you’re being right now, and I suggest you stop." 

*The Nightmare floated through the castle like It was nothing, terrifying several servants as he did so, and he made his way to the half-dragon and pulled out a clip board* "Ah yes, Hello, Shyv, We need to talk about our contract for the Harrowing event,"

dark-with-a-chance-of-pain:

askironscaleshyvana:

askironscaleshyvana:

"You’re not my nightmare." Shyvana sighed, she liked those servants. “But… You may continue.” 

dark-with-a-chance-of-pain

"As I suspected, I figured you’d need motivation, so I have a bribe, and blackmail, which do you choose?"

"I have an entire horde of treasure, and have run out of shame. I am surrounded by morons, that are constantly talking. I literally spend my time secluded from everyone, so it literally won’t matter if you tell them any of my secrets." 

"I see, the black mail it is, I believe you are familiar with my associate Shaco,"

"And I believe that you are familiar with the fact that I don’t give a shit."